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Phone in the fridge again. I used to have functioning brain cells, but that no-good husband of mine screwed me over and now I have feral children instead. If I have to hear, "Mom, he's hitting me" and, "Call 911!" one more time, I swear to the Grey Goose god... Speaking of which, have you seen my double martini? And the baby? They were both in the oven last time I checked.
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We accept returns within 14 days of delivery. Items must be unworn, in original condition, and free of smells, stains, and pet hair.
All approved returns are issued as STORE CREDIT ONLY.
To start a return, use our Return Portal on Shopify and follow the steps provided.
Return shipping costs are the customer’s responsibility unless the item arrives damaged or incorrect.
All orders ship within 1–2 business days. Tracking will be emailed once shipped.
Local pickup is available at The Hornet’s Nest and usually ready within 2 hours. Must arrive before closing time.
