A Candle for Shit Shows | Funny Candle
DESCRIPTION:
Welcome to the Shit Show! It's poorly-produced, but what would you expect? It only took us six shots of Fireball to get here. Tonight, I mean. The shit show of my life needs no lubricant. All I have to to is roll out of bed, avoid the mirror and slink off to my day job to count the hours until it's happy hour again. And look, it's almost noon already! See you at the bar.
- Fireball Shots Scented
- Approximately 10 oz.
- Dimensions: 4" D x 2 ½" H
- Burn time: 60 hours
- Always hand-poured and made with our exclusive blend of 100% soy wax and 0% bullshit
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Return & Refund Policy
Return & Refund Policy
We accept returns within 14 days of delivery. Items must be unworn, in original condition, and free of smells, stains, and pet hair.
All approved returns are issued as STORE CREDIT ONLY.
To start a return, use our Return Portal on Shopify and follow the steps provided.
Return shipping costs are the customer’s responsibility unless the item arrives damaged or incorrect.
Shipping Info
Shipping Info
All orders ship within 1–2 business days. Tracking will be emailed once shipped.
Local pickup is available at The Hornet’s Nest and usually ready within 2 hours. Must arrive before closing time.
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