A Soap for A New Home | Funny Soap
Mmmmmm... Smell that? Yeah, nothing except maybe clean paint and a hint of chocolate chip cookie air freshener. No cat pee, spoiled milk, or the unmistakable stench of sadness. So huff on that baggage-free lifestyle for as long as you can because you’ll be back to wallowing in your own filth soon. New homes are only new for so long. Trendy Terrarium Scented Net Weight: 6 oz Note: Because all of our soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical. © 2020 Whiskey River Soap Co. Handmade vegan soaps designed by our in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match each concept. Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label. Soap dimensions: 3 ½" L x 2 ¾" W x 1" H
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Return & Refund Policy
Return & Refund Policy
We accept returns within 14 days of delivery. Items must be unworn, in original condition, and free of smells, stains, and pet hair.
All approved returns are issued as STORE CREDIT ONLY.
To start a return, use our Return Portal on Shopify and follow the steps provided.
Return shipping costs are the customer’s responsibility unless the item arrives damaged or incorrect.
Shipping Info
Shipping Info
All orders ship within 1–2 business days. Tracking will be emailed once shipped.
Local pickup is available at The Hornet’s Nest and usually ready within 2 hours. Must arrive before closing time.
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