A Soap for the Favorite Child | Funny Soap
I'm not one to brag. And that's just one of the reasons I'm the favorite child. Intelligence, charm, rugged good looks, and modesty. Mom and Dad said they broke the mold when they made me. But I'm not supposed to tell you that. I hear you're pretty fragile. And that's why I'm so nice to you! Honestly, you're so lucky to have me as a sibling. Better Clothes Scented Net Weight: 6 oz Note: Because all of our soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical. © 2022 Whiskey River Soap Co. Handmade vegan soaps designed by our in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match each concept. Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label. Soap dimensions: 3 ½" L x 2 ¾" W x 1" H
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Return & Refund Policy
Return & Refund Policy
We accept returns within 14 days of delivery. Items must be unworn, in original condition, and free of smells, stains, and pet hair.
All approved returns are issued as STORE CREDIT ONLY.
To start a return, use our Return Portal on Shopify and follow the steps provided.
Return shipping costs are the customer’s responsibility unless the item arrives damaged or incorrect.
Shipping Info
Shipping Info
All orders ship within 1–2 business days. Tracking will be emailed once shipped.
Local pickup is available at The Hornet’s Nest and usually ready within 2 hours. Must arrive before closing time.
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